So I caught this on the internet today: Pouty Husband Sends Wife Spreadsheet Detailing Sex Life. (Also covered by @alexialafata at Elite Daily.) Basically, a husband sent his wife a spreadsheet with the dates he’d wanted sex and the outcome of those events.
In case you don’t want to click over, here’s the image that the Reddit user posted, which has since been deleted:
Well, we all know there’s two sides to every story. I decided maybe we need to see HER version of events, so here’s my own interpretation of what went down at their house:
And just because I think it’s hilarious, here’s a Bill Gates meme:
The Funny Sister 
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July 21, 2014 at 10:20 pm
elailiesi
Brilliant!
July 23, 2014 at 1:15 am
The Funny Sister
Thanks!
July 22, 2014 at 4:07 am
Tara-Lynn Lavoie
There are always two sides to a story. After my parents’ divorced my dad’s story went like this: “Your mother would be sleeping all day, the housework wouldn’t be done, while I worked 12 hour shifts, and she would be laying in bed with frumpy flannel pajamas. I am supposed to get excited about that.”
My mom’s story would go like this, “He didn’t make me feel good about myself. I felt fat and unhappy and all he did when he was home was play video games and go into the shed to stuff with his tools.”
July 22, 2014 at 6:54 pm
wowzer
This is great. What a jerk he was for sending that to her at WORK and then going into hiding like some child. Yes, there are always two sides to every story.
July 22, 2014 at 8:16 pm
Jennifer
You don’t get to the point this man did in a week. This is months, most likely years of constant non-stop excuses from her. Simply put, she is low libido, she sees no issue with having sex 3 times in 7 weeks.
But, if he were to go out and get sex on the side, I bet it would become really important then, in fact I bet it would be important enough that she would want to hurt him.
This man spent years dealing with this.
According to the threads on reddit he has brought it up many times and these are the same excuses each time. One of the big ones is that she claims she is trying to lose weight. Yet 2 different times she states she ate too much. Now I cannot think of a single time in my life where I have eaten too much to not want to have sex.
If you read through the thread on reddit that she wrote she acts like this came out of left field, now this was not the best way to handle this, I give you that, the husband was not mature in doing this. But she’d have to have the IQ of a doorknob to think her constant & repeated rejection of her husband wouldn’t have an adverse affect on him. Even in her comments on reddit, she refers to his rejection as ‘not a real issue’.
While your response spreadsheet is humorous, unlike his it contains no facts, only supposition and speculation. His states what was said. Yours states funny reasons why it might have been said.
However, even those reasons don’t wipe away the fact that in this relationship this man was offering and asking for sex and was shot down 89% of the time. How would you feel about yourself if you were shot down 89% of the time that you asked your SO for sex.
This lady seemed to think that the sex would eventually ramp back up, after obligations of life were taken care of. News flash, you own a home, there will always be obligations of life, and then when you have kids, well good by “perfect time.” No, then you rut like animals any chance you get.
She needs to address her priorities for intimacy. If she wants a physical relationship she needs to be able to account for that during her normal life instead of putting it off to some mythical slow period in the future.
July 22, 2014 at 10:14 pm
The Funny Sister
Sometimes, some things are just meant to be funny. This is one of those times.
July 22, 2014 at 11:30 pm
Jennifer
I get that, but it the first one was a cry for help from a frustrated and fed up husband, yours was just misandry. And I don’t find misandry funny.
July 22, 2014 at 11:58 pm
The Funny Sister
Yeah, not seeing it. A hatred of men? That’s what you get out of this? Methinks you’re looking WAY too much into it. Seriously. Take a breath, relax. Not everything you read has some deep hidden meaning.
July 23, 2014 at 12:49 am
Jennifer
You are making fun of clear and obvious pain, you are making light of a situation, this shows clear contempt of this man.
I guess we will have to agree to disagree, but the fact that you took the time to make light of the situation tells me that you think her denying him 89% of the time is perfectly fine.
July 23, 2014 at 3:37 am
aewickham
Hi, Katrina. I like your clever spreadsheet. I am planning on talking about the Spreadsheet Husband on my blog, The Worldly Blend, tomorrow morning, and I’ll be using your image and discussing the woman’s point of view. I wanted to let you know/get your permission.
I’d be interested to hear your thoughts if you have the time to check it out 🙂
– Anna
July 23, 2014 at 3:39 am
The Funny Sister
Thanks Anna! That’s fine, as long as you link back to my post with credit to The Funny Sister. 🙂 I look forward to reading it!
July 23, 2014 at 3:41 am
aewickham
Absolutely, will do!
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